Q. What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a mink?
A. A nice coat but the sleeves are a little long!
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around
We knew a guy who used to be addicted to drinking brake fluid - he said he could stop anytime
If we could learn to laugh at ourselves, we would never cease to be amused.
Q. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac?
A. Someone who lies in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog.
"A merry heart does good like medicine..." Proverbs 17:22