top of page


Q.  What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a mink?

A.  A nice coat but the sleeves are a little long!

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around

We knew a guy who used to be addicted to drinking brake fluid - he said he could stop anytime

If we could learn to laugh at ourselves, we would never cease to be amused.

Q. What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic and an insomniac?

A.  Someone who lies in bed at night wondering if there really is a dog.

"A merry heart does good like medicine..."  Proverbs 17:22

bottom of page